The Williams Press: February 2008

Arena: Nintendo Arena

Arena: Nintendo War
Description: This is one freaky place. It's Smash Bros in one arena.
Interactivity: Very High. This is the last stage to earn this rating. Things from various Nintendo series will hurt you (a scoreboard will show the emblem), like acid (Metroid), Arwings (Star Fox), and Goombas (Mario).
Who Should Feel At Home: Mario
Unlock: Unlock Mario

Profile: Mario

Character: Mario
Weapon: Fire/Physical
Ready: "Lets-a go!"
Selection: "Howzabout a Mario Tornado?"
Victory: "Here we go!"
Intro to Tom: "Oh..."
Fury Rampage: "Mario Finale!" Mario sends fire around the stage using his Final Smash.
Unlock: Beat Mission 9 of Tier 10, then beat Mario.

Arena: Airport

Arena: Airport
Description: This is RDU Airport, where Dad came from.
Interactivity: High. A captain will call planes, and they will land, severely crowding the arena.
Who Should Feel At Home: Dad
Unlock: Unlock Dad

Profile: Dad

Character: Brandon's Dad
Weapon: Firearm/Physical
Ready: "The NC Mafia trains well."
Selection: "How much for the beating?"
Victory: "I want my money!"
Intro to Tom: "Ay, I've got a clubbing at 9:12!"
Fury Rampage: "Woo hoo! Rollin' in kablingy!" Large amounts of money roll in a sweep everyone away.
Unlock: Beat Mission 5 of Tier 9, then beat Dad.

Arena: Endsville

Arena: Endsville
Description: This is Endsville from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, what this game is based on.
Interactivity: Medium.
Who Should Feel at Home: Art
Unlock: Unlock Art

Profile: Art

Profile: Chief Art
Weapon: Firearms
Ready: "Weapons are fun!"
Selection: "Police vacation. It's secret."
Victory: "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
Intro to Tom: "Ahh! Monster! It's a cat..."
Fury Rampage: "THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FIREARM! CEASE AND DESIST!" Art unleashes a wall of fire, crisping all.
Unlock: Beat Mission 3 of Tier 8, then beat Art.

Arena: Melee Pzoid

Arena: Melee Pzoid
Description: This is Pzoid from SSTM. You ride on platforms throughout the city.
Interactivity: Medium. You can destroy houses, signs, and other things for Balls of Fury.
Unlock: Unlock Clanky

Profile: Clanky

Character: Clanky
Weapon: Attachments
Ready: "You suck worse than laundry day!"
Selection: "Clanky 2.0 ready for butt kicking."
Victory: "2 beats 1."
Intro to Tom: "Aw God."
Fury Rampage: "Defense activated. Self-destruct in 7...6..." Clanky self-destructs and everyone explodes.
Unlock: Beat Mission 9 of Tier 7, then beat Clanky.

Arena: Insane Penitentary

Arena: Insane Penitentiary
Description: This is a dark, gloomy prison for the mentally insane. It looks like something fresh out of the underworld.
Interactivity: Low. Sometimes a prisoner will come and rough up the fighters.
Who Should Feel At Home: Clayton
Unlock: Unlock Clayton

Profile: Redneck Clayton

Character: Redneck Clayton
Weapon: Dagger
Ready: "I like fights. All for themselves."
Selection: "REVENGE! I SHALL HAVE REVENGE!"
Victory: "The insane man always does it."
Intro to Tom: "1001 ways to kill a cat."
Fury Rampage: "I SUMMON... DAGGERS!" A swarm of daggers KO all characters.
Unlock: Beat Mission 4 of Tier 7, then beat Clayton.

Arena: Steel Cage Rumble

Arena: Steel Cage Rumble
Description: This is the Steel Cage of Rage! This is the only stage that doesn't turn. Instead, the camera follows you.
Interactivity: Low. You can smash the walls, then flames rebuild it.
Who Would Feel at Home: Sam
Unlock: Beat Tiers 1-5

Arena: Sweatblood's Gym

Arena: Sweatblood's Gym
Description: This is where Moe tunes up! This place may smell, but its a Hall of Smelly Fame.
Interactivity: Medium. Attacks can send punching bags flying, and mats can be picked up. Bonus: Both can be ripped for Balls of Fury.
Who Would Feel at Home: Moe
Unlock: Unlock Moe

Profile: Moe

Character: Moe
Weapon: Saber/Physical
Ready. "Moe's in da house, y'all!"
Selection: "3PM Friday. City Hall. Be there!"
Victory: "Crime pays!"
Intro to Tom: "Another ass to kick."
Fury Rampage: "FEEL MY WRATH!" Moe sends lightning from his fists and foes vaporize.
Unlock: Beat Mission 7 of Tier 6, then beat Moe.

Arena: Pot Land

Arena: Pot Land
Description: This stage will have you think you're hallucinating. And the game is. This place is write-itself, free form, and spontaneous.
Interactivity: Very High. This is one of the 3 stages to get this rating. You could be on a boat one moment and a desert the next.
Who Would Feel at Home: Cain
Unlock: Unlock Cain.

Profile: Cain

Character: Cain
Weapon: Spellbook/Guitar
Ready: "I fight good with buzz sticks."
Selection: "Rock and magic good duo."
Victory: "I am the guitar hero!"
Intro to Tom: "Sweet"
Fury Rampage: "Time to rock with magic! (Sings) Long live Jambi!" Cain uses magic and nukes all.
Unlock: Beat Mission 4 of Tier 6, then beat Cain.

Arena: Camp Crystal

Arena: Camp Crystal
Description: This is where the Friday the 13th series kicks off. The lake and cabins, when rotated correctly, become spattered with blood.
Interactivity: High. Including the blood spatter, several other movie monsters (Freddy, Chucky, Audrey Jr, Norman Bates, Predator, Alien) come out of the lake and wreak havoc.
Who Would Feel at Home: Jason
Unlock: Unlock Jason

Profile: Jason

Character: Jason
Weapon: Chainsaw
Ready: (Grunt)
Selection: (Moan)
Victory: (Growl)
Intro to Tom: (Long Groan/Grunt)
Fury Rampage: "ROOAAARRGGHH!" Jason's chainsaw grows to immense size and everyone goes flying.
Unlock: Beat Mission 8 of Tier 5, then beat Jason.

Unlocks

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I will now post on unlockable characters, arenas, and mode.

Profile: Sam

Character: Sam
Weapon: Metallic Hand
Ready: "I need... blood."
Selection: "Cops won't like this, but I will."
Victory: "I am a killing machine!"
Intro to Tom: "Not cool!"
Fury Rampage: "DEATH BLAAAASSTTT!" Sam is surrounded by a purple aura and kills on contact.
Unlock: Starting

Arena: Krugenator's Lab

Arena: Krugenator's Lab
Description: This is the lair of the Evil 8! You can see each member's level of damage.
Interactivity: Very High. This is one of the 3 stages to get this rating. Robots, plus the rest of the Evil 8 come out. This thing is huge.
Who Should Feel at Home: Krugenator
Unlock: Starting

Profile: Krugenator

Character: Krugenator
Weapon: Machine
Ready: "Dr. K, ready for death."
Selection: "Bow to the master!"
Victory: "Yes... your anguish pleases me."
Intro to Tom: "A disguise? That's my idea!"
Fury Rampage: "Say hey to ULTRA KRUGENATOR!" Krugenator turns into Ultra Krugenator and everyone dies.
Unlock: Starting

Arena: Underground

Arena: Underground
Description: The Undergound! It's Pzoid's poor district and sewer system.
Interactivity: Medium. The more you fight, the dimmer it gets. Plus, some fighters, when doing a taunt, will say it smells like crap.
Who should feel at home: Calvin
Unlock: Starting

Arena: Champagne Terrace

Arena: Champagne Terrace
Description: This is good old Champagne Terrace. You can see the CB 'hood, and when it rotates, the backyards.
Interactivity: High. It turns, like all stages. Depending on what time you play, cars can race by or flood the streets. Plus, you can destroy trees, hydrants, and mailboxes for Balls of Fury.
Who should feel at home: Brandon
Unlock: Starting

Profile: Calvin

Character: Calvin
Weapon: Psychic
Ready: "The kid will fight now."
Selection: "Brain over brawn."
Victory: "Adios, sucker."
Intro to Tom: "No way..."
Fury Rampage: "PSI Death Omega!" Opponents are stunned and fly.
Unlock: Starting

Profile: Brandon

Character: Brandon
Weapon: Physical
Ready: "Smashing brings me back."
Selection: "Pain is the cleanser."
Victory: "Yes! Score 1 for Williams!"
Intro to Tom: "What? Come on!"
Fury Rampage: "I AM POWERMAN!" Brandon becomes PowerMan as opponents vaporize.
Unlock: Starting

Little Note

This is a little note about CB Brawl: I'll be posting stats about the characters and arenas.

CB Brawl

Dear Readers:
This is me, BranMan760 telling you about CB Brawl, a game made up by me. If you've played "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" you know the gist. If not, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grim_Adventures_of_Billy_%26_Mandy_28%video_game%29.
It's 13+ CB fighters duking it out for the Balls of Fury in over 8 interactive arenas.

The Williams Press

Friday, February 29, 2008